What the Hell Are You Wearing?

Do you respect this man?

I still don’t understand how this trend is everywhere, all the time. I almost want to rip my eyeballs out. If your argument is that they are “oh-so comfortable” I can suggest many other shoes that aren’t so brightly hideous. If you’re argument is you can wear them all year round, please don’t.  Since when do rubber neon orange and bright yellow shoes with holes go with everything.

P.S. It really doesn’t help to bedazzle or accessorize them.